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The following is a transcript of the phone interview Presidential candidate Barack Obama conducted with Brain Wash staff.

The interview is also available online at: http://drudgereport.com/obama_interview_2007

BRAIN WASH: Thank you Mr. Obama for joining me via telephone today, I realize you must be a very busy man.

OBAMA: [Laughs] It’s okay, thank you Ben. I like to take the time to speak with all demographics, not just those that tune into CNN.

BW: Well we appreciate that. To get started, you recently said in an interview with NBC that you support child-murder.

OB: Excuse me? No, I said no such thing, that’s ludicrous. That sounds like a manipulation on my stance concerning partial-birth abortion-

BW: -Not quite, I have it quoted here that on April 14th you said in an interview that “Babies are like little, drunken retarded people - they drool, contribute nothing and should be wiped-”

OB: -Hey! Excuse me, this is nonsense-

BW: -”off the planet.”

OB: -No, no. Okay, if this is how you’re going to conduct this than I think the interview is over.

[Long pause]

OB: Hello?

BW: Mr. Obama, let it be noted that you failed to show a sense of humor in this interview and that a majority of my demographic believes that a sense of humor and likable personality are essential traits for a Presidential candidate.

OB: Son, this is not how one conducts an interview. Who am I speaking with again?

BW: Larry King.

OB: Okay, I’m sorry but this interview is over-

BW: -WAIT! Okay, alright, alright. I’ll be serious.

OB: Will you?

BW: Yes, I promise.

OB: Okay, that’s fine then. You have to understand that I very much do want to communicate with your demographic but fooling around doesn’t help anyone-

BW: -I’ll be serious, I promise. I’ll cut all that out.

OB: Great. Now my stance on partial-birth abortion has always been that it is not the federal governments job to regulate policy on the basis of preventing regret or regulating our citizen’s conscience. Specifically with the Supreme Court’s recent ruling that banned partial-birth abortions, they have instituted this ban because of the “gruesomeness” of the method, but isn’t safety more important to the mother than how gruesome the method appears to be? Nobody is arguing that the abortion procedure in any circumstance is pleasant, so the most important determining factor needs to be the mother’s safety.

[Long pause]

OB: Now if Republicans want to argue that abortions should be illegal from the moment the seed meets the egg…

[Pause]

OB: Hello?

[Pause]

OB: [away from the phone] He hung up…

[END OF CALL]

It is interviews like this that lead me to believe todays politicians are losing touch with the youth of America. Between condoning genocide against children (of which many of those very children will be turning of legal voting age within just a few years) to being so impatient that they make a chipmunk on a cocktail of methamphetamines and espresso look like a stoned Ghandi, politicians are forgetting what our generation wants from its leaders. We don’t want stiff, moralist, female politicians as our leaders, we want funny, easy-going, gun-wielding men running the show!

And so as we approach the elections of 2008, I ask you fellow Americans - think about who you vote for… think about how white and male they are… And then make the right decision.

~Vote White Male for 2008~