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Hillary Clinton Announces Her Hidden LOVE for [President] Bush

New York, NY - (GBC) In a bizarre statement released earlier today, democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton dispelled myths of her [political] orientation by announcing that she very much likes [President] Bush.

“I know people have been joking about it, but it’s true, I just love the [President] Bush.”

This comes as a shock because despite rumors, it had been believed that Hillary Clinton and President George Bush disagreed on several important issues and shared a cold opinion of one another. But Hillary Clinton categorically refuted that fact in her statement to the public.

“I just want to yell out my love for [President] Bush all over the world. I feel so relieved to finally get it out there, but I just can’t get enough [of President] Bush.”

It was a bizarre statement from the Democratic candidate especially considering the timing as the 2008 elections march closer. When asked whether or not this new development would hurt her chances of winning the White House, a Clinton Advisor told us:

“I don’t think so. She’ll lose some voters, but she’ll make up for it in the [President] Bush loving parts of America. San Francisco, New York, Massacheusetts.”

However, Hillary Clinton’s announcement isn’t the first of it’s kind.

Last week, John Edwards made a similarly unexpected announcement when he announced his love for [Vice President] Dick [Cheney].

POSTED BY RON BURBON AT 12:39:89 NEW YORK, NY