Rush Limbaugh Not Dead at 59

Nation Mourns the Not Passing of Radio Heavyweight Rush Limbaugh

(NEW YORK) - After years of drug abuse and alcoholism, Rush Limbaugh was not found dead in his hotel room last night by hotel security.

Limbaugh, known for his controversial and often radical conservative views, has been a frequent source of media attention yet his radio show remains one of the most widely listened to conservative talk-shows in the United States.

Though his radio show will live on, many mourn not having lost this controversial figure as he often served as a staunch representative of the far right Republican.

“It’s a sad day for everyone…” Becky Weiser said of Limbaughs not passing. “I just hope that he rests in peace…soon.”

Becky’s sentiments are widely shared amongst most Americans who view Limbaugh’s not dying as a great tragedy.

But there are those that are not as affected by Limbaughs not dying.

“I’ve been listening to him every now and then just because I think he’s crazy. And sometimes it’s really funny to listen to crazy people,” says Justin Felmont. “I do mourn his not dying, but… until then I’ll still listen to his show.”

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14 Responses to “Rush Limbaugh Not Dead at 59”

  1. Same story is all over Yahoo answers. Kind of sad he didn’t pass, huh?

  2. We all mourn that Rush Limbaugh was not found dead in his hotel room.

  3. rush limbaugh will be found dead from drugs…loud fat windbag…the hot air clown of stupidity

  4. rush limbaugh …old druggie fat ass fool…loud clown of stupidity

  5. You people are evil. He has a right to his opinions and you have no right to his death. He’s a clown, but you guys are evil clowns,

  6. Pray for Rush: Psalm 109:8
    Otherwise, you’re gonna need a bigger hearse.

  7. ” I think therefore i do not listen to the DrugsteR [ rush Limbaugh ! ” al franken taken from bumper snicker

  8. You all show your ignorance. If you really listened to Rush, you would not only not hate him, you would come to love him, sd milliuons and millions do

  9. When I first started listening, I also thought, “what a blow hard wind bag, I hated him!!! I listened, because it got my blood pumping, he made me so mad. Then I found myself saying, “well, yea you’re right about that, and you’re right about that. Pretty soon I realized that under all the theater., that my views down deep were very much like his. Then I read and found out, that all his bragging and bravado was just a part of the show. He is funny as Hell!!! Folks, it takes 6 weeks, after that you’re hooked. I hated him, like you guys, now he is my hero. Don’t judge him by all the lies you hear, listen for 6 weeks straight, and then judge for yourself!!!!!1

  10. If only Glenn Beck would almost pass too!

  11. Rush Limbaugh is a fat drug addicted draft dodging alcoholic who beats the war drums for his mostly illiterate listeners using 1930 technology am radio.

  12. Haha wow you’re all pretty idiotic if you believe Rush is the enemy. hahaha There’s government funded eugenics worldwide, and you think a talk show radio host is the enemy? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no wonder why so many people make fun of all you liberals. You’re pathetic.

    Oh no, I just exercised Freedom of Speech… you guys wish death upon me too?

    hahahahahahahahahaha

    Idiots.

  13. Slander and libel aren’t protected by freedom of speech.

  14. Rush spews hate by commenting on just enough fact to be somewhat believable by all the idiots who listen enough to be brainwashed.

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