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(NCN) - In what seems to be the latest trend in clashing with the law for popular celebrities, America’s favorite party-girls Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have been accused of collaborating with terrorist cells to provide information, such as schematics and intel, on leading movie studios.

However, despite working with terrorists, so far there is no evidence that suggests they provided them with anything of real value. Amongst the files found in a folder, conspicuously titled “TOP SECRET,” on Lindsay Lohan’s computer were Google Earth images of Dreamworks studio and a few blurred, and mostly indistinguishable, camera-phone photographs.

“We have confirmed that both Ms. Hilton and Ms. Lohan were indeed working with terrorist groups on gathering information,” said LA police chief Brian Woller, “But what information that could be and whether it was actually valuable to the terrorist cause we are still trying to ascertain.”

Both celebrities have encountered recent brush-ups with the law, including charges for drunk driving and possession of drugs. But the latest offense could be their worse - actually working with radical Islamic terror cells could actually constitute treason and a lengthy prison sentence, even if the information was useless.

When questioned about the incident, Ms. Lohan said in a statement to the press:

“Yes, I was solicited to spy on Hollywood for terrorist groups. I was told that my acting talent and celebrity status would make me the ideal spy. At first I kind of just wanted some excitement, but then it got really fun and spiralled out of control… like playing another role in a movie. But now, after the fact, I realize that helping terrorists was probably irresponsible.”

At the moment, the two of them are under home arrest and are awaiting further investigation, possibly followed by a full trial.

POSTED BY BENNY RODRICK, 04:31:47 NEW YORK, NY