Americans get voted “the lamest people on Earth…”
According to an international poll which interviewed over 100,000 men, women and children from around the globe - Americans have been voted as the “lamest people” out of any other country on the planet.
The criteria for the poll focused on several diverse traits such as intelligence, “coolness”, style, personality, morality and even taste in music. According to 43% of those polled, Americans came in at the top of the list of lame.
However, according to sociologist Mark Reyner, part of the reason Americans may be considered the lamest on Earth is due to the current administration’s ineptitude and our ongoing involvement in the very unpopular Iraq War.
“Not only are Americans waging a bloody, useless, evil, dangerous battle in Iraq, but they don’t even know about it! Ask your average American what ORHA or CPA is and odds are they think it’s a kind of videogame.” Mr. Reyner is head of the English Department at Cambridge University.
The poll was commissioned by the UN as part of an ongoing cultural survey.
POSTED BY ROBERT STARKNACK NEW YORK, NY 12:42:17
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Would it be smart to minor in creative writing and major in biochemistry?
David G. Diego said this on December 19th, 2011 at 6:34 pm