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Welcome to the hottest blog on the internet. My name is Sally Brian Sanders and this is the only blog on the web made by a hot girl. If you don’t believe me here is my photograph.

Whoops. It appears as though I’ve accidentally given you too much and we just barely met.

Let me step back for just a moment and discuss what has been happening with me this week.

If I were to describe how this week has been I would be forced to use the word “insane” and even then it would insufficient in describing how crazy it has been.

There was a college party that I attended and boy was it wild. There were half-naked girls everywhere (and I even overheard rumors that there were girls in the backroom having sex). There was also so much booze that I nearly became unconsciously drunk over the course of the night. I even met a very hot guy who said he is big into reading the internet - I happen to love men who know their way around the world wide web.

We went back to my penthouse and had wild, crazy sex. It was so great. I wish I could show you pictures but you’d have to sign up for that perk.

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Speaking of “perks,” I’ve come to the conclusion that “nerds” have the biggest member of the so-called Dicks family. Isn’t that weird? How big is your “member”?

While we’re on the topic, many have been emailing me saying that I shouldn’t be writing a blog because it’s “nerdy.” Well I just want to say that even if it is, I do not even care because nerds are cool and I have no problem being labeled as such.

Oh, on a sidenote - if you’re using Mozilla Firefox you need to upgrade to version 2.0.0.6 or higher in order to access the interactive sex games.

But I digress. Last night my friend Mandy slept over and we had a “blast” as usual. We stayed up eating Ben & Jerry’s and watching Sex in the City. Then some of the ice cream spilled on her lap and as a joke I started licking it up. But before I knew it, Mandy began moaning and things sort of spiraled out of control and we ended up going all the way - licking each others vaginas and making out. I wish I could show you pictures but hey, I’m not a cheap girl - if you’re interested sign up.

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Anyway, I accompanied the college football team to their tournament game. It was exciting watching them play football at the stadium where the game was. And I think my cheering helped them out because they won. To celebrate we all went back to the hotel and had tons of drinks and we all got sufficiently drunk. Then I spilled beer on one of the QB’s crotch and joked around by starting to lick it off. Before I knew it I was on my back as 8 men gangbanged me simultaneously with their own enormously thick leather-skinned footballs. After they had all had their “fill,” the whole team stood above me and “touchdowned” all over my skinny tanned body.

I wish I could show you pics, but that sort of entertainment doesn’t “come” for free.

Speaking of entertainment, have you ever put on the God mode cheat in Halo and allowed enemies to shoot you while using the vibrating controller to masturbate? I have. I suggest you do too.

But anyway, somebody just knocked on the door and I think it’s my professor - I invited him over to discuss some poor grades - so I have to go. But don’t wait up for me, these “make-up” sessions can last a while.

See you next time!

<3
~ SALLY