Psychology professor TASES student in front of entire class…


Students protest tasers after the recent flux of incidents…
Kansas City, KS (GBC) - Shortly after the tasering incident that occurred last week at the University of Florida, a psychology professor at the University of Kansas called on a student to demonstrate classical conditioning. Little did that student know that he was about to be used as a live guinea pig and be jolted several times with 50,000 volts of electricity.

The professor, Dr. Robert Kane, asked for participation from one student in his large 200 student lecture. He told the class that participation in the demonstration would be worth extra credit worth an entire test. The student, Jim Grossman, enthusiastically agreed to the offer.

But the enthusiasm soon turned to horror. Jim was asked if he enjoys candy to which he replied enthusiastically “Sure as hell do!” The professor gave him a miniature Snickers and as soon as Mr. Grossman began chewing on the candy, the professor whipped out a C2 Tasor and jolted him with 50,000 volts.

Jim immediately fell to the ground and began crying and convulsing. Some of the students jumped out of their chairs and screamed but the professor told them to sit back down and assured them that the student “is fine.”

As soon as Jim stopped convulsing, the professor told him to stand up again, assuring him everything would be okay. He slowly worked his way to his feet, sobbing quietly with tears streaming down his face. Then the professor asked him if he wanted a candy. Jim shook his head and said “no,” but the teacher insisted he take the candy or else he wouldn’t receive the extra credit.

So sobs Jim took the candy and amidst protest from the audience, he put the candy in his mouth. And once again, immediately after he began chewing, the professor whipped out his tazer and shocked the student.

That is when three students jumped down from their seats and approached the professor in an attempt to apprehend him. But the professor then waved the taser in their faces and threatened to zap them if they stepped any closer.

Meanwhile, Jim Grossman was convulsing on the floor and throwing up spit. After his fit ended, he began gasping for breath between loud crying sobs. The professor knelt beside the student and then asked one final time if he would like candy. Upon hearing this, Jim yelled and scrambled into a corner, curling up into the fetus position and started hysterically refusing candy.

The professor then attempted to resume his lecture, explaining how this situation illustrated how easy it had been to classically condition the student to hate candy. But before the professor got very far into his lecture, security personnel arrived at the lecture hall, summoned by a student that had fled, and detained the professor.

When asked about the incident, Dean of Students Bill Cazaviel said “We deeply regret the decision made by our professor and are taking measures to prevent it from happening again and to prosecute Dr. Kane justly. It need not be said that he won’t get near another classroom as long as he lives.”

The incident comes as the latest incident involving the tasing of college students around the country.

POSTED BY BEN GOLDMAN, 12:49:09

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8 Responses to “Psychology professor TASES student in front of entire class…”

  1. I always try to comment, if I comment, in a respectful, on-topic way so that I may contribute positively to the debate. I can see other people’s point of view, I don’t have an easily bruised ego and I don’t need to use gutter language to make a point when language itself is so powerful a tool to express a wide variety of views and opinions.

    Having said all that, and with profound apology to anyone more easily offended: this is the most fucked up thing I’ve heard in ages. This is something I would make that man pay for, in a definitive way.

  2. While I feel that there is a lot that could be learned with deeper research into the effects of tasers/stun-guns I can only ever see that as agreeable when the person is 1.) Fully aware of what is going to happen 2.) Fully aware of the possible consequences and 3.) Can opt out at any time.

    This student had none of that. In fact, there was far less painful, and effective ways to get the point across on classical conditioning. Hell, Pavlov’s original experiment itself was far more humane!

    In fact, I see no redeeming quality in this. I see no redeeming quality in the professor. Let him be offered candy and tasered till he goes fetal in the corner. It’ll likely be more beneficial to society as a whole and work far more quickly to “rehabilitate” what is obviously a sick mind.

    But then, what do I know. I’m just a student

  3. Its a fake!

  4. America adult citizens.
    Don’t do this to your chilren.
    NO wonder why they hate and don’t respect authority.
    God repays evil deeds- vengence is mine saith the Lord.
    I would press charges against them that do these things to children and young adults. Parents- stand up for their rights not to be abused in schools and colledges.

  5. hoax. clever, but it would have been better if security came and detained the student rather than the teacher. that would have been more realistic

  6. you are a syko’ get a grip… get laid’ … get a life! this is fake shit

  7. Thanks, you wrote wonderfull.

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