Hillary Clinton eats her own shit at a recent public address…

(CNC) - In what is unequivocally the most bizarre stunt ever to be pulled by a presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton at a recent address to the public actually defecated on stage and proceeded to eat her own shit - apparently in order to prove a point.

The stunt was met with horror by the audience, many of whom were so repulsed by the act that it induced uncontrollable vomitting, resulting in at least 1 hospitalization.

The comment that egged Senator Clinton to degrade herself in this manner came during a rebuttal to one blogger’s question on the influence healthcare lobbyists have on her decision making. When she argued that her decisions could never be swayed by a lobbyist, the blogger accused her of “eating your own shit,” to which the audience applauded.

Clinton then became hysterical and began shouting at the group before claiming “You’ve never seen someone eat their own shit - I’ll show you what it looks like to eat your own shit,” before squatting behind the podium and loudly defecating. She then ate her own shit.

“She’s right,” said Pat Robertson, author of the blog The Dem Den. “I hadn’t seen someone eat their own shit. And in a way, I now have a little more respect for someone who can do that.”

Since the event, the stunt has set a precedent for other candidates who are now forced to put on equally captivating shows. John Edwards said that for his next speech, he has something that will “literally blow the people away.” The statement was followed by an ominous wink.

POSTED BY JEF FUGUE 54:12:89 NEW YORK, NY 10003

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